Golf & Cocktails: Why Your Swing Deserves Broken Tee Vodka
Let’s face it: Golf is hard. You’re out there trying to channel your inner Tiger Woods, but instead, you’re playing more like a squirrel on roller skates. You know what makes those duffs, shanks, and three-putts easier to swallow? Vodka. And not just any vodka—Broken Tee Vodka, the official sponsor of good times, bad shots, and the 19th hole.
Broken Tee Vodka: Always Under Par
Made in the USA, Broken Tee Vodka is as American as apple pie—if apple pie could give you a smooth buzz and make you believe you can hit a 300-yard drive. Distilled 7 times (because we believe in second chances…and third, fourth, and fifth), this vodka is so smooth, you’ll wonder why your swing can’t be the same. And did we mention it’s carbon-filtered? That’s right—smoother than your attempt at a sand save.
The 19th Hole: Where the Real Game Begins
Golf is 10% skill, 90% getting out of your own head. That’s where Broken Tee Vodka comes in. When you’ve just four-putted from 10 feet, you don’t need a pep talk—you need a cocktail. Here are a few concoctions that’ll have you feeling like a scratch golfer, even if your scorecard says otherwise.
1. The Birdie Bomb
- 2 oz Broken Tee Vodka
- 1 oz fresh lemon juice
- 1 oz simple syrup
- Top with club soda
- Garnish with a lemon wedge (because we’re fancy like that)
Mix it up, take a sip, and suddenly that 8 on the scorecard feels more like a birdie. Bonus points if you make this after actually sinking a birdie—you deserve it!
2. The Sand Trap
- 2 oz Broken Tee Vodka
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- 1 oz cranberry juice
- A splash of lime juice
- Shake it like you’re trying to get out of a bunker and strain into a chilled glass.
This one’s sweet, tart, and just the right amount of refreshing. Perfect for washing down the taste of your third trip to the beach on hole 12.
3. The Bogey Bash
- 2 oz Broken Tee Vodka
- 1 oz triple sec
- 1 oz lime juice
- 1 oz orange juice
- Shake with ice and pour into a rocks glass.
Let’s be real—sometimes bogeys happen. But with the Bogey Bash, you’ll be celebrating those “almost-pars” too. Cheers to mediocrity!
The Smooth Finish
Golf is a game of highs, lows, and questionable decisions—just like a round of cocktails. So why settle for anything less when you’re winding down your day on the course? Broken Tee Vodka is your caddy for the 19th hole, always there to remind you that no matter how many balls you lost, you’re still a winner in our book.
So go ahead, pour yourself a drink. Because the only thing smoother than Broken Tee Vodka should be your follow-through.