Let's be honest. You just spent four hours chasing a little white ball, and questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. You topped a drive, shanked an iron, and three-putted from six feet. You need a drink. Not just any drink. You need a miracle. You need a Transfusion.

This glorious, purple-hued concoction is the unofficial elixir of the 19th hole. It’s the magical potion that makes you forget the snowman on your scorecard and remember only that purely struck 7-iron on 12. Today, we’re teaching you how to make the perfect Transfusion, because frankly, you’ve suffered enough.

So, What in the Name of Hogan is a Transfusion?

Think of it as the Avengers of golf cocktails. It’s a simple, yet heroic, team-up of vodka, ginger ale, grape juice, and a splash of lime. It’s crisp, it’s refreshing, and it goes down so easy you might just forget you have to drive home. It’s the preferred drink for anyone who has ever sworn at their putter.

Why Your Transfusion Deserves Broken Tee Vodka

Look, you wouldn’t use a rusty wedge you found in a pond, so why would you use garbage vodka in your post-round recovery drink? A real Transfusion needs a vodka that’s as smooth as Fred Couples' swing. Broken Tee Vodka is crafted for this exact moment. It’s so clean and crisp, it won’t fight with the ginger and grape. It just blends in seamlessly, providing the crucial, spirited backbone your fragile ego needs. Using anything else is like choosing to lay up from 150 yards out. Don't be that person.

The Recipe That Will Save Your Golfing Soul

Here’s how to mix a Transfusion that’s so good, it’ll make you want to book another tee time tomorrow.

Yields: 1 cocktail Prep time: 2 minutes (or 5 if you're still shaky from that last putt)

Ingredients:

• 2 oz. Broken Tee Vodka (We say 2 oz., but you know your handicap. Pour accordingly.)

• 4-5 oz. Ginger Ale

• 1 oz. Concord Grape Juice (The good stuff, not the stuff from a kid's juice box.)

• 1/2 oz. Fresh Lime Juice

• A lime wedge for makin' it look fancy

Instructions:

1. Grab a highball glass and fill it with ice. All the way to the top. No slacking.

2. Pour in your measure of Broken Tee Vodka. Let it clink against the ice. That’s the sound of forgiveness.

3. Squeeze in the lime juice.

4. Top it off with ginger ale, but leave a little room. This is for the magic.

5. Gently pour the grape juice over the top. Watch it cascade down like a waterfall of redemption. It’s beautiful, isn’t it?

6. Give it ONE gentle stir. Don't go crazy.

7. Stick a lime wedge on the rim and admire your work. You’ve earned it.

Pro Tip: Feeling spicy? Use a fiery ginger beer instead of ginger ale.

How to Pimp Your Transfusion

While the classic is a masterpiece, sometimes you need to get freaky.

• The "Spicy" Transfusion: Want to feel something again? Muddle a slice of jalapeño in your glass before you start. It’s the kick in the pants your golf game needed.

• The "White Grape" Transfusion: Feeling a little less... purple? Swap the Concord for white grape juice. It's the sophisticated cousin who summers in the Hamptons and pretends not to know you.

• The "Frozen" Transfusion: Is it hotter than a two-dollar pistol outside? Throw everything in a blender with a cup of ice. Instant brain freeze and bogey-erasure.

The Spirit of the 19th Hole

The Transfusion is more than a drink. It’s a tradition. It’s the social lubricant that turns a story about your topped drive into a heroic tale of survival against impossible odds. It’s about camaraderie, laughing at your buddy’s shank, and celebrating the fact that you all survived another round. And that’s what Broken Tee Vodka is all about.

So next time you walk off the 18th, defeated and broken, remember that salvation is just a cocktail away.

Mix one up and show us your creation on Instagram. Tag @brokenteevodka and use #TheSpiritOfThe19thHole