Golf: a sport where we spend four hours proving we aren’t quite the prodigies we thought we were after a single lucky drive at the range. But then—glory awaits. The 19th hole, where the only shot that counts is the one in your glass, and everything is smoother than that accidental perfect swing on 7.

And what fuels this post-round party? Vodka, of course! Let's raise a glass (or three) to all the ways vodka turns those wild swings, friendly side bets, and painful beats into the stuff of legend.

1. The “I Actually Won a Side Bet” Shot

You did it! You actually won that stupid bet where your buddy swore he'd land on the green from 120 yards but then dumped it into the beach. Time to remind him, and yourself, who the real champ is.

Vodka Moment: Celebrate with a Victory Mule. Mix your Broken Tee Vodka with some ginger beer and a lime wedge to rub in the win. Sip it smugly while they Venmo you that $20.

Pro Tip: Keep the lime wedge. You can use it to help them find their ball the next time they slice it into the woods.

2. The “I Sank a 50-Foot Putt” Martini

Sure, you had no business hitting a putt from the parking lot, but sometimes the Gods of golf smile upon you. It’s not luck—That's where I wanted it to go (let’s go with that).

Vodka Moment: Order up a Classic Vodka Martini. Nothing says, “I just nailed a miracle putt” like sipping something James Bond-worthy. Shake it, not stirred, because shaking burns more calories. You’re still a golfer, after all. Fitness matters.

Pro Tip: If the putt was for a double, keep it to yourself. No one needs to know.

3. The “I Lost Every Bet But I’m Still a Winner” Cosmo

You bet on closest to the pin. You bet on skins. Hell, you even bet on whether you'd put your ball in the drink (and lost). But no worries, because you’re still a legend in the clubhouse.

Vodka Moment: Go for a Cosmopolitan. It’s pink, it’s potent, and it screams confidence. Plus, it pairs well with loudly telling your version of the day's events: “You should’ve seen that tee shot! It just caught the wind!”

Pro Tip: Always start your story with “No, really, I’m usually pretty good...” It softens the blow.

4. The “Bad Beat Blues” Bloody Mary

You had the round of your life...until the last three holes. Maybe it was the sun, maybe it was the vodka pre-celebration, or maybe it’s just golf doing its usual “mess with your emotions” thing. Either way, your PGA dreams came crashing down.

Vodka Moment: Time for a Bloody Mary—not just any Bloody Mary, though. This one’s packed with celery, olives, and a small meal’s worth of toppings to drown your sorrows and rebuild your ego.

Pro Tip: Put a golf tee in the drink for flair. Use it as a reminder that you can (and will) nail that next drive. Or at least use it to stab the next scorecard in frustration.

5. The “I Shot a 102, But I’m Still Standing” Spritz

We’ve all been there: the round that starts with such promise, and by the back nine, you’re Googling "how to sell your golf clubs fast." But here’s the thing—no matter how ugly the score, you made it through.

Vodka Moment: A Vodka Spritz—light, refreshing, and enough fizz to remind you that you’re still alive and well (even if your golf game is not). This is the drink that says, “Yeah, today sucked, but guess what? I’m back out here next weekend.”

Pro Tip: Throw in a lemon slice for some optimism. There’s always next round, and that’s the beauty of golf. You suck a lot today, but tomorrow? You might only suck a little, and you're not the only one!

6. The “I Won the Beer Bet But Vodka Is Classier” Toast

Sure, they bet you a beer, but why settle for hops when you’ve got refined tastes? You’re a vodka drinker, after all, and a little class never hurt anyone (especially in a sport that lets you wear plaid pants).

Vodka Moment: Time for a Brooken Tee Vodka Tonic. Clean, crisp, and a whole lot better than the warm beer your buddy’s cracking open. Look them dead in the eye as you sip—let them know they owe you something better next time.

Pro Tip: Insist on a vodka bet next round. You’re elevating the stakes, just like your game. (Or at least the drinking part.)

7. The “Just Here for the Broken Tee Vodka” Sling

Maybe you didn’t come for the birdies or the pars. Maybe you came for the post-round drinks and the tales of glory (true or otherwise). Let’s be real: sometimes the 19th hole is the real reason we’re here.

Vodka Moment: A Vodka Sling, because it’s fun, fruity, and the perfect blend of celebration and denial. Sip it with pride as you remind everyone that golf is more about the experience than the scorecard.

Pro Tip: You can always "invent" a reason to celebrate. “Did you see me get out of that bunker? Sure, it took five tries, but the fifth one? That was clean!”

Here's to the 19th Hole

Golf is a game of highs and lows —on and off the course. But no matter how you play, Broken Tee Vodka is there to help you toast the wins, drown the losses, and laugh about it all by the time you reach the 19th hole. Because at the end of the day, it’s not about the score—it’s about the stories you tell (and the vodka you drink) afterward.

Now go out there, hit the course, and remember: no matter what happens, there's a drink waiting for you at the 19th hole. Always Drink Responsibly 🍸🏌️‍♂️